Teacher: “Name two pronouns.” Student: “Who, me?”
School & Teacher Jokes (Homework Not Included)
The classroom is comedy's oldest double act: the teacher plays it straight, the student brings the punchline, and the bell is the laugh track. All classics, all clean enough for the classroom they're set in.
Teacher: “You missed school yesterday, didn't you?” Student: “Not really.”
Student: “Would you punish me for something I didn't do?” Teacher: “Of course not.” Student: “Good — because I didn't do my homework.”
Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Teacher: “If I had five apples in one hand and six in the other, what would I have?” Student: “Huge hands.”
What's the king of all school supplies? The ruler.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes.
Teacher: “Why are you late?” Student: “Because of the sign down the street.” Teacher: “What sign?” Student: “The one that says ‘School Ahead — Go Slow.’”
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Old teachers never die. They just lose their class.
Why was the math book sad at school? It had too many problems. (Yes, it transferred here from the Dad Jokes page. It gets around.)
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