My wife says I never listen to her. At least, I think that's what she said.
Marriage & Family Jokes (Told With Love)
The best family jokes are told from inside the family — with affection, by people who plan to stay married and keep the kids. These classics tease the institution, never the person across the table.
We've been married twenty-five years, and my wife still thinks I'm nosy. At least, that's what she wrote in her diary.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Marriage is finding that one special person you get to annoy for the rest of your life.
My toddler negotiates like a lawyer with nothing to lose.
Cleaning the house while the kids are home is like brushing your teeth while eating cookies.
Every family tree has a few nuts. In ours, they organize the reunions.
My teenager asked if I was born in the 1900s. I grounded him for a century.
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Before I got married I had six theories about raising children. Now I have six children and no theories.
A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too short.
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