Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
Dad Jokes Worth the Groan
The dad joke is comedy's most honest form: one setup, one pun, zero shame. The groan is not failure — the groan is the receipt. Everything here is a classic of the form, clean enough for the dinner table and corny enough to be told with full eye contact.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
Why don't skeletons ever fight? They don't have the guts.
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
Never trust atoms. They make up everything.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? It's two-tired.
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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing — it just waved.
I would tell you a construction joke, but I'm still working on it.
Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
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