Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.
Animal Jokes (No Animals Were Harmed)
Animals have carried comedy since the first talking-dog joke — they commit fully, never sue, and work for peanuts. The classics of the barnyard and beyond, clean and ready.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, “You drive — I'll man the guns.”
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be bagels.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore.
Why did the chicken join the band? Because it already had the drumsticks.
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
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Why are elephants terrible at hide and seek? Because they're really good at it — think about it. Have you ever found one?
What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? “Bison.”
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