Puns & Wordplay (The Groan Is the Applause)

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey — but I turned myself around.

Santa's helpers are subordinate Clauses.

A backward poet writes inverse.

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist.

Broken pencils are pointless — but I keep them anyway. No point in throwing them out.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. (Yes, this one moonlights on the One-Liners page. Puns work two jobs.)