How did Noah see the animals at night? Flood lights.
Church & Sunday Jokes (Sermon-Safe)
The church potluck has always run on two dishes: casserole and clean jokes. These are the warm classics — reverent enough for the fellowship hall, funny enough for the parking lot afterward.
Why couldn't they play cards on the ark? Because Noah sat on the deck.
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? Noah — he floated his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Moses was the first person with a tablet that could connect to the cloud.
Which Bible character had no parents? Joshua, son of Nun.
Why didn't anyone want to fight Goliath? It seemed like a big deal at the time.
Who was the fastest runner in the Bible? Adam — he was first in the human race.
The preacher announced there were 735 different sins. By Wednesday, he had 94 requests for the list.
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A child was asked what we learn from the story of Jonah. She said, “People make whales sick.”
Samson was the world's first comedian. He brought the house down.
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