A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “Why the long face?”
A Joke Walks Into a Bar
“Walks into a bar” is comedy's most famous doorway — a one-sentence stage where anyone and anything can enter. The bartender is the straight man; the door does the rest. All clean, no ID required.
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you!” The grasshopper says, “You have a drink named Steve?”
The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.
A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don't serve food here.”
The bartender says, “We don't serve time travelers in here.” A time traveler walks into a bar.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra— no, wait. Let's try that again.
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, “What is this, a joke?”
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Two guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.
A comma walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I'll serve you, but don't start anything.”
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